Surprisingly, you bitches weren’t all over yesterday’s Stacy Keibler-George Clooney story. Why? Is it because I used a photo of Stacy for the front page? I’d like some feedback on that, honestly. If you see an image of Cray-Cray Keibler on the front page, and you less likely to read the story than if I used a photo of George Clooney? This is today’s experiment.
Anyway, today’s Keibler-Clooney story comes via The Enquirer. Apparently, Cray-Cray is already thinking about babies. Because that never ended badly for one of Clooney’s girls. What’s next, Stacy? Are you going to give a big interview where you talk about how you’ve always wanted to married, and that’s where you see yourself within the next year? Because he’s not afraid of dumping you.
Stacy Keibler has told pals she desperately wants to get pregnant by the dashing 50-year-old George Clooney, say insiders.
“Stacy would like nothing more than to be the mother of George’s child,” revealed a source close to Keibler. “She said, ‘Oh my God, we would have such beautiful children!’”
An enthusiastic Stacy once told a reporter: “I would like to have a family someday, and I can’t wait to be a stay-at-home mom.”
Stacy is “just a regular girl at heart from Baltimore and would love to bring a baby home to her family there,” said the close source.
[From The Enquirer, print edition]
It’s like Stacy wasn’t issued the “What Not To Discuss” Checklist For Clooney’s Ladies. Sarah Larson should definitely run off another copy and send it to her. Seriously though, I’m going to hold my breath and wait this one out. So far, Stacy has been giving interviews and talking a lot about herself, but she hasn’t directly crossed a line into “Elisabetta Territory” yet. Mostly, I get the feeling that Stacy is just trying to hustle some work out of this Clooney gig. More power to her, I guess.
Oh, and the Enquirer also had a little story about Clooney sending Stacy’s mom sunflowers. According to a source, “George sent a bouquet of two dozen sunflowers to Stacy’s mom, Patricia. It wasn’t for a special occasion – he just enclosed a note saying he hoped the flowers would brighten her day. Stacy didn’t even know he’d done it until her mother called and told her. That certainly brightened George’s chances with Stacy!” Hahaha, yeah, why is Clooney trying to get in good with the mom? Much like a reality-version of Pretty Woman, Stacy is a sure thing. She’s impressed that Clooney even calls her. He doesn’t need to romance her mom too.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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